There was once a pastor who lives in a small village in the rural area. His name was Peter. Pastor Peter was a very devoted Christian. He had very much faith in God. The people in the village respect him a lot.

One day, a disaster struck the village. The village was almost completely swallowed by the tsunami. Every single souls in the village flee from the village except Pastor Peter. He believed that if he believed in God, he will be saved from this disaster.

One person came to him and said, 'Pastor, come with me or you would not be saved'. But Pastor Peter replied calmly, 'Don't worry about me and save yourself. I believe in God and thus I would be saved'. So, the person flee without Pastor Peter.

Second person came to him and said, 'Pastor, what are you doing ? Follow me and you would be saved'. Again Pastor Peter replied calmly with the same answer. 'Don't worry about me and save yourself. I believe in God and thus I would be saved', said Pastor Peter. Again, the second person left.

Third person came to him and said, 'Quick pastor. There's not much time left. Come with me !' Yet again our stubborn pastor here replied with the same boring answer. 'Don't worry about me and save yourself. I believe in God and thus I would be saved', said Pastor Peter. Again, a good offer was refuse by Pastor Peter.

Hence, in the end Pastor Peter died and went to heaven. In heaven, he met God and so he curiously asked God, 'God, why didn't You save me ? After all, I believe in You. I have so much faith in You'. God replied casually, 'I did send three people to rescue you, didn't I ?'

I hope those who read this won't be offended or insulted in anyway. After all, it's just a joke to help brighten up the day.
Quoll | 12:14 PM |